The Great of Engineers (funny stories)

Wanna know the funny stories about Engineers and HR?
WARNING: It's just for fun !!! No offence !!!

1st Story:

A group of engineers and a group of HR people take a train to a conference. Each HR person holds a ticket. But the entire group of engineers has bought only one ticket for a single passenger. The HR people are just shaking their heads and are secretly pleased that the arrogant engineers will finally get what they deserve.
Suddenly one of the engineers calls out: “The conductor is coming!” At once, all the engineers jump up and squeeze into one of the toilets. The conductor checks the tickets of the HR people. When he notices that the toilet is occupied he knocks on the door and says: “Ticket, please!” One of the engineers slides the single ticket under the doors and the conductor continues merrily on his round.
For the return trip the HR people decide to use the same trick.
wind dreamer: They buy only one ticket for the entire group but they are baffled as they realize that the engineers didn’t buy any tickets at all. After a while one of the engineers announces again: “The conductor is coming!” Immediately all the HR people race to a toilet and lock themselves in.
All the engineers leisurely walk to the other toilet. Before the last engineer enters the toilet, he knocks on the toilet occupied by the HR people and says: “Ticket, please!”

And the moral of the story? HR people like to use the methods of the engineers, but they don’t really understand them.

2nd Story:

Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. There were ten HR people and one engineer.
Since the rope was not strong enough to hold all the eleven, they decided that one of them had to let go to save all the others.
They could not decide who should be the volunteer. Finally the engineer said he would let go of the rope since engineers are used to do everything for the company. They forsake their family, don’t claim all of their expenses and do a lot of overtime without getting anything in return.
When he finished his moving speech all the HR people began to clap…

Moral: Never underestimate the powers of the engineer.

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haha i love this result..don't u guys think they are true??=P

Mat Saleh Cakap Arab!

Juz a short entry maybe coz i'm too busy lately with all the assignments,tests and so on. I got a very cute and nice neighbour since i stayed in the residence last year. Yesterday, i just felt so sad due to some personal problems in my life. So, i just wanna express my feeling by putting status in my FB.

My status: God knows the best for me!
Someone's comment: InsyaAllah.

And "someone" here actually adalah seorang "mat saleh" who was my neighbour before..Agak terkejut and impressed to see that word.. x sangka diorg taw that word. Then, i asked him:

Me: How do u know that word? So impressed!
He : I dun know=) i read books.

Owh then suddenly aku terpk yang die ni baca buku religion ke..hehe..but that's really good and i feel sgt happy as he knows how to use it. I respect all the "mat saleh" over here as they try to respect all kind of religions and there's absolutely no discrimination among us. We might have different belief, races and skin color but all that do not matter at all as the one that only matter is "RESPECT".

Raya di Perantauan 2009

Masakan die mmg superb skali!

McMaster University's Malaysian Students

Raya di Missisauga,Toronto yg di organize oleh

Canada Malay Association

Lengkap dengan bunga manggar tu

My table's name is Mahsuri

(setiap meja ade nama lagenda masing2)

The girls of McMaster

The boys with Uncle Jibrail (our guest)

Kononnya bersilat=p

"We"

(open house yang kami sendiri organize)

Kanak2 riang

Semua kami masak sendiri taw=)

Chocolate cake pun ada

p/s: Uncle Jibrail has promised us he would give us $1000 if we manage to graduate. Before he left, he reminded us that he was the one who sticked with promises....Wow satu suntikan semangat baru...yeah!!!! InsyaAllah uncle..kami sgt2 terharu=)

That guy really teaches me something!

In my opinion, most of the Canadians are very open-minded. Kat sini, i mean open-minded for a good deed yang kte boleh contohi and not the other way. They are able to be criticized and yet they can accept other people's opinions easily. Over here, if u are making noise during the lecture, they simply tell u to be quiet and the person who making noise will then says sorry. They take it as an advice and think positively. If in our country, i think if u ask the person to be quiet, i'm sure that person will hate u forever and start to mock u behind. We always think negatively that make us hard to accept advice from other people.

Actually, i got a story to tell u guys. That incident happened while i was in Chem Eng lecture just now. We supposed to do outline for our research projects and my lecturer would like to see it in just point form. During the class, she asked us to exchange the outline with our own partners who sat beside us. My coursemates who were from malaysia too sat in front of me and i saw the outline that my friend held was so long and it was just like an essay and it didn't look like an outline. I thought that outline was belonged to my friend. As usual, i like joking with him and it was not my intention to say so. Unfortunately, at that time aku tercakap dalam BI lak..so of coz semua boleh paham ape aku cakap. Then i said to my friend:

" That's too long. It's not an outline, it's a summary! "

Then, i saw a guy look behind and he was looking at me while smiling. I started to feel weird why he was smiling at me when i said that. So, I tried to see the name written on the paper from behind and OMG ....it was not my friend's name! Then i knew that the paper was belonged to that guy and that was why he kept smiling at me. I felt so guilty and immediately said sorry to him and explained to him that i thought that paper are belonged to my friend and it was not my intention to critized him. My friend laughed at me and masa tu aku rase malu sgt2 kot. Nasib baik mamat tu x marah kat aku instead he just smiling and said that's okay. He said that he also thought that his outline was too long. Huh, what a shame! From here, i respect that guy sebab die masih boleh memberikan senyuman manis kat orang yang kutuk hasil kerja die. Tapi bukan niat aku nak kutuk pon..seriously!

As conclusion, try to be open minded and ready to accept others criticism. Using that critism, we can lead ourselves to a better way. Sometimes we make mistake and we don't even realize it. Human is not perfect and sebab tulah kte perlu ingat mengingati antara satu sama lain=)

p/s: that guy really taught me to be open minded in accepting criticism and i admired his attitude so much!